Wal-Mart and Cocaine
A True Store of stupidity
There are a lot of stories and pictures about the people that work or shop at Walmart. I have a True Story of utter Walmart employee stupidity that has never been told.
Its a short story.
I was about 19 maybe 20 years old. I went with my cousin who was just under 2 years older than me to Walmart. To get what you ask, my favorite soft drink Coca-Cola. You ever have one of those times your just dying for a ship of your favorite drink? Your lips are salivating just at the thought of that delicious Coca-Cola. Well this was one of those times for me. I went to the soda isle with my cousin and to my great disappointment there was no Coke left on the shelf. I thought how can this be this is Wal-Mart they must have more coke in another section, maybe in the warehouse.
I go looking for someone that can answer this very important question for me. I look everywhere and am unable to find a Walmart employee that is free to help Finally I see a Walmart employee in the electronic department that is free to answer my question.
I go up to her and asked in a daze, "Your all out of Coke! Do you have any more Coke anywhere?"
Her Answer "We don't sell Coke here"!! in a very serious face she says to me
I walk away in an utter daze wondering what just happened. How could she don't know that WalMart sells Coke Products. Then it hit me she must have thought I was asking or Cocaine!! I mean if she was saying they don't have Coke in the electronics department a normal individual would say I work in the electronics department I don't know but let me find someone that can help.
But no she tells me they don't sell Coke. Just Crazy. Yep that's it that's my Walmart story.
I go up to her and asked in a daze, "Your all out of Coke! Do you have any more Coke anywhere?"
Her Answer "We don't sell Coke here"!! in a very serious face she says to me
I walk away in an utter daze wondering what just happened. How could she don't know that WalMart sells Coke Products. Then it hit me she must have thought I was asking or Cocaine!! I mean if she was saying they don't have Coke in the electronics department a normal individual would say I work in the electronics department I don't know but let me find someone that can help.
But no she tells me they don't sell Coke. Just Crazy. Yep that's it that's my Walmart story.